[Heard over the speakers]
Welcome aboard the newly repainted corporate jet of Simpson/Lynch Studios! You'll be flying in a state-of-the-art Boeing 777-232ER aircraft (or T7 as it's affectionately known) with twin Rolls-Royce engines. You'll undoubtedly notice how powerful these engines are as we basically "rocket" off the runway at Willow Manor.
The cabin has been completely customized, with spacious chairs, a fully-stocked bar, a pool table, WiFi access, movie theatre, six master bedroom suites, hot tub, and sauna.
I (The Skipster) will be the pilot-in-command on this short hop, and my partner David (The Silver Fox) will be riding "shotgun" because he called it! This is rather unusual, because he normally doesn't fly up front. Maybe he's taking an interest in flying, which is only only fair, because he does own half the plane.. which is why half of it has been freshly painted black.
Enjoy the flight!