Yep. These are the guys that I always seem to be competing against, to find a nice lady.
And people wonder why I drink...
But, if I HAD to record something, it would probably go like this:
"Hi! My name is Skip. I'm a gentleman..."
Excuse me! Seems I just got an instant message from "The Silver Fox..."
SF676756: What??? A GENTLEMAN???
Skipster1951: Oh, hi Foxster!
SF676756: Stop calling me that!!! What gives you the right to call yourself a gentleman??? LOL!!! ROFL!!!
Skipster1951: The same right you have to run around in a Zorro outfit, I guess... :P
SF676756: I'll ignore that! I'd advise you to stop misrepresenting yourself to your female viewers, otherwise I'll be forced to post the pictures I've kept since 1983!!!
Skipster1951: Okay, Foxster! :P
SF76756: @*#&$!!! :((SF76756 has signed off)
I wonder how he always seems to know what I'm writing???
Ahem. To continue:
"I'm a "GENTLEMAN," who enjoys traveling, eating out in fine restaurants, painting landscapes, casinos, movies, watching DVDs, playing computer games, reading, writing screenplays, cooking, James Bond movies, and music (especially singing karaoke like Sinatra). I love just sitting back during the rain, sipping a nice wine, and listening to classical music. I'm early retired, and can pretty much come and go as I want. I'm looking for someone to share some time, go places with, and who knows? . I'm NOT into motorcycles, horses, or NASCAR... but I could probably land a Boeing 777 in an emergency! LOL I'm proud to say I'm a Democrat. I hate arguments, and have been known to walk out of the room, or out of the relationship, if they seem to occur too often. I'm a romantic at heart ("Phantom Of The Opera" is my favorite Broadway musical), who also believes in equality. I'm spiritual, but not religious. Ladies tell me I'm funny, look like Alan Alda, and I'm a good dancer. My favorite meal is Prime Rib, (which I can also cook). Basically, I'm set in my ways, and very comfortable with that. When I find the right lady, "I'll give you a daisy a day" (an old Jud Strunk song that causes me to "tear up" all the time). Looks are not all that important, as I believe a woman's true beauty lies within her heart. People have told me I have a very outgoing personality... but I guess you'd have to judge that for yourself. Oh yeah... I also like to have fun! I'll be looking to hear from you! Or maybe even an unmarried sister... or the divorced lady from next door... or... or..."
Ya know... I'm gonna be putting the Foxster on "ignore..."