Friday, October 9, 2009

Practicing For The Cotillion At Willow Manor


As of right now, Cameron Diaz has not returned any of my phone calls. Twelve other ladies I've called, have all said, "Gee, I think I'm gonna have the swine flu that night." Go figure!
I've had a few nice ladies offer to pencil my name in on their dance cards, which I appreciate... but it still would be nice to stroll up the "Red Carpet," with a date for the event.
Hopefully, Cameron will call... and I'm just going to continue practicing...

10 comments:

  1. Have you called Hot Lips Callahan? She would never turn you down! :)

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  2. I love Napoleon Dynamite!!!!

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  3. Dancing like that will make you the beau of the ball!

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  4. You need to practice some more.

    :)

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  5. As nice as Napoleon appears to be, this is certainly not quite the moves needed to be a wow at the Manor Ball. May I respectfully suggest you study the wonderfully gentle guiding of Al Pacino in "Scent Of A Woman" the only way to go really! Perhaps you have time to enrol in a salsa or tango school in time for the big night. Try to get a message to Cameron, once she knows WHERE you will be going! she will be SO eager to attend. Still don't forget my dance! (lol)

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  6. Hum..I don't think this is appropriate for a ball at Willow's manor!Really!LOL But I'm sure Cameron would love it,have you tried dancing under her window like that?;D
    Hum..best of luck!^^

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  7. Skip, save me a spot on YOUR dance card, will you? I used to be called a "tree dancer" in all the clubs (I liked to dance alone and wave my arms like branches in the wind.)

    I think we could be a real sensation on the dance floor! (Besides, my date will probably be sipping cocktails and tinkling the ivories.

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  8. WOW!!! Great news! Thanks to the Silver Fox (read his posts on his site) Cameron called me!! She would LOVE to attend! I will be flying my Boeing 777 (Skipster One) from Montgomery to Worcester, MA tonight to pick her up, and fly her into "Willow Manor International." I've also offered to fly The Silver Fox, if he'd like. So far, my the dance cards on which my name appears, belong to Susie, Poetikat, and Betsy.

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  9. that boy has some moves...so far i've managed just fine to avoid Napolian Dynomite--there's 2:11 i'll never get back. Say hi to Cameron for me, i think Charlize knows her from the spa, or something.

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  10. As I've stated elsewhere, it sure was nice for Skip to offer to fly me to Willow Manor. It beats riding my horse from Massachusetts to Ohio.

    Shame about Tom Cruise. After the debacle during our flight, he calmed down a bit, and had almost convinced Skip and myself to get him invited to the ball, but he freaked out all over again when I suggested he not mention Scientology at the party.

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