Monday, November 2, 2009

Hello From The ER

I had a very trying 48 hours. I am being treated for a severe panic attack, caused by my former friend and writing partner, David M. Lynch (The Silver Fox).

Without going into a lot of detail, you can read about it here

I need my rest.

And a warm bedpan.

"Thanks for the backrub, Bambie..."


  1. I apologize for that last sentence; it was heinous.

  2. I'll send you some grapes, Skip.
    (St. Elsewhere is a good hospital, just look out for Dr. Fiscus, though.)

  3. Skip, you and the Fox are a couple of hoots, you know that? ;o)

  4. Okay...gotta go read about the cause of this near fatal panic attack....

  5. The doctors say I will be out by "Theme Thursday." I hope so! Nurse Ratched in here, keeps chasing me around, with a rectal thermometer the size of a turkey baster!

  6. interested observerNovember 3, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    So this "Bambi" gave you a back rub? It's the least she could do, after the way she distracted you while that Foxster guy was stealing the SNL 1. Don't believe me? Check out 1:36 to 1:40 in the video.And she really does look a lot like Catherine Zeta-Jones, as that fox said in the comments on your Simpson/Lynch blog, But I'm probly just imagining things. I doubt he's ever met her.

  7. OMG! You're right! She DOES have this little smirk on her face! When I confronted "Bambie" with that evidence, she broke down and admitted to actually BEING Catherine Zeta-Jones, who has been in love with the Foxster, since the ball at "Willow Manor!" Thank you for pointing that out!!!

  8. Catherine Zeta-JonesNovember 3, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    I'm sorry I hurt you, Skip. But the Silver Fox is the love of my life!!! I'm moving from next door, and selling my home to some girl named "Paris" something...
    Take care of yourself.

  9. With CZ-J, alias Bambie, giving you "back rubs" and Nurse Ratched giving you the rectal turkey baster, why would you ever want to leave the hospital?

  10. Skip,playing with fire gets you burned, you should be more careful.
    Don't let Nurse Ratched near you with that thermometer, it'll give you worse things that a heart attack >>>