THIS time, my former friend and writing partner, known as "David M. Lynch," (or as I refer to him, "The Foxster") has really stooped to a new low! There I was, minding my own business at home, and entertaining a nice elderly neighbor lady of mine, when the security cameras around my palatial estate, recorded this shocking video! Nevertheless, it was a good thing that "Bambie" was there, as she had to drive me to the emergency room, for the severe panic attack I was having!
My gentle readers... can your tender hearts stand what you are about to witness?
Listen to me Foxster! You ain't heard the last of me!!! I plan on bulking up, and joining the "Wrestle That Fella" federation. That's right, the "WTF!!!" If you're man enough to face me, on Thanksgiving Day in the ring, we can settle this once and for all! Ohhh YEAHHHH!!!