I have to wrestle... WHO???
I still can't believe this! As "Hulk Foxster," or whatever he's calling himself these days, said, BEFORE they allow me to wrestle him... I have to accept the challenge from THIS Elvis-wannabe clown!!! Now I KNOW why they call it the "WTF!"
My dedicated personal assistant Gretchen, has decided to put on a brunette wig, and start calling herself "The Lovely Elizabeth 2" so she can be "close" to me, which is weird, since "The Lovely Elizabeth 1" ("given" to me by the WTF) was my former personal assistant! We had a great thing going, until she accepted an invitation to become The Foxster's "manager."
Meanwhile I have to wrestle under the name "Macho Man Randy Savage," while "The Foxster" has to use the name "Hulk Hogan."
The Sunday event will be on video... right here! Whether you're rooting for "The Foxster" or "The Skipster," please drop by and show your support.
Thanks for your time!
(Gawd... I'm doing it AGAIN!)