(Front row L-R: The Skipster, Gretchen Von Gruber, Orson The Cat)
(Back row L-R: Tara King, Kato, Paris Hilton)
Now that "Simpson/Lynch Studios" is just "Simpson Studio," I had to hire some additional staff to keep up with the workload. You have no idea how everything is piling up, gentle readers!
First of all, I have no idea how I'd manage, without the able help of my "personal assistant," Gretchen. No matter what position I put her in, she enthusiastically assumes it, and outperforms consistently!
Then, there's my cook/houseboy/bodyguard Kato. Besides showing a fierce devotion to me, he is a sneaky little rascal. You NEVER know what he's going to show up with! Ahh, that little scamp! Always making me laugh! Hahaha!
Finally, there's Tara King, my college intern. She's a perky little bundle of energy, that lights up the studio with her radiant smile, and bright yellow miniskirts! She is always willing to learn new techniques, which she dutifully records in her journal while relaxing in my hot tub!
I have no idea what Paris Hilton was doing in the picture! Presumably, she heard there was going to be a photo shoot at my place, and just automatically showed up...
In short, my gentle readers, The Foxster may be gone... but let me assure you, that the great work of "The Simpson Studio" will continue for decades to come!
To witness the steady decline, of a man who could once walk the streets at night, with his head held high, visit here