Kewl Beanz! Is Opening and We Want You There!
Your chance to RSVP!
Mark your calendars for the FIRST EVER Blogger Event sponsored by Simpson/Lynch Studios! You and your guest are formally invited to the GRAND OPENING of "KEWL BEANZ!"
Our commercial... produced by the Skipster for a total cost of three dollars and forty-seven cents...
Kewl Beanz! is more than just a coffeehouse for progressive free thinkers! It's also a venue for international performers of all types, with two fully-stocked bars (on two separate levels) that'll make any drink in the world that you want, a large wine cellar, and the only Six-Star-Rated restaurant in Alabama... or the world, for that matter!
Enjoy the warm brick decor and beautiful works of original art... the soft glow of candles on your table, as you dine from a menu featuring items sure to satisfy any culinary urging... or you might want to partake of our unlimited buffet and free drinks all day long! (By the way, I've just been informed that the Amuse-Bouche for that evening will be a large broiled Stuffed Portabello Mushroom with Minced Stems, Chopped Parsley, Pimento, Garlic, Green Onions, and Parmesan Cheese, sautéed in white wine. Yum!)
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Unwind on the dance floor, as you twirl with your partner to music of any and all varieties! Feel like getting up and sharing some poetry with us, to appreciative finger snaps? Be our guest, and trot on up to our "open mike" stage, Daddy-O!
Date: Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Time: 5am-Midnight (CST)
Place: 330 Main Street, Pleasantview, AL
Formal Attire Is Requested.
Book your flights early into Montgomery Regional Airport. Your Social Director for the event (and yours truly), Ms. Tara King, will happily greet you upon your arrival! (You'll recognize me by the dark purple blazer, the miniskirt, and the whistle around my neck; I'll be bouncing up and down, waving wildly, and carrying a clipboard. I'll recognize you by the lost looks on your faces as you emerge from the jetway.)
Then, you'll be comfortably whisked in a 24-passenger stretch limousine by Kato, our Transportation Captain, to the Pleasantview Country Club and Spa, where your stay and all amenities will be absolutely FREE! (Tipping is encouraged, though; Simpson/Lynch Studios won't cover that. We have to set some financial limitations, after all!)
A variety of free transportation will also be provided (from a horse-drawn carriage to a helicopter) to bring you and your date safely to your grand entrance on our Red Carpet!
Inside, you will be greeted by our smiling and friendly cocktail servers, with trays of Dom Perignon champagne, and displays of hors d'oeuvres of caviar, seafood, and other savory treats demonstrating our Southern Hospitality. The Skipster and Gretchen, along with the Foxster and me (after I'm done picking up the last of the guests), will greet you personally! My BFF Gretchen will also be presenting all the ladies with her trademarked long-stemmed yellow roses!
Please be advised that this will be the biggest thing to hit the tiny town of Pleasantview since the Civil War! We won't be at all surprised if bleachers are put up across the street so that the local townsfolk can gawk and applaud as you arrive! (Note: If you have a problem with the hordes of paparazzi that will be on hand, we can arrange to whisk you in discreetly through a special entrance.)
Please submit your RSVP by signing our guestbook. And please help us in promoting this "once in a lifetime event" by placing our cute little sidebar icon, with a link to our site, on your own blogs. Feel free to post announcements, updates, and the like on your blog as well! Show us what you're wearing (Gretchen and I have to do some serious shopping!), and tell us who you're with! Thank you!
Finally, on the actual day of the Grand Opening, pop in to this site often, as we will be having constant updates throughout the event, as well as updates to our satellite sites!
Hope to see a lot of you there!
Gosh... this is soooo exciting!
Carpe diem, cats and kittens!