It's approximately 9 a.m. Seated at the opposing heads of the conference table are the Skipster and the Foxster. Luke Tian sits on one side of the table, near the Foxster's right. Across from Luke, near the Foxster's left, sits Gretchen Von Grüber, the Skipster's former fiancée. Near the opposite end of the table's side sits Vickie Wickie, near the Skipster's left. Tara King, the Foxster's former girlfriend, sits directly across from Vickie, near the Skipster's right. At Tara's feet is Orson, the Foxster's cat.
Gretchen (softly): Thank you to all of you. I... I am certainly happy to have come back.
Tara: Well, as you may or may not know, Gretchen, there isn't much--
Suddenly, Tara is interrupted by an Unseen Voice.
Unseen Voice: CUT!!!
The Director of Pleasantview rushes angrily onto the conference room set, looking all around him.
Director: "Cut?" Who the hell yelled "cut?" This is my show, dammit!
"Tara" (dropping character and muttering): Who the hell cares who said it? This is a boring scene anyway!
The door to the conference room opens. Skip Simpson (the real one!) and David M. Lynch (the real one!) enter, followed by several members of the Pleasantview cast: "Dr. Jane Kildeer," "Milo Fenderbender," "Barry Cabana," and various others.
David: Actually, we didn't think to invite any of our special guest stars from previous episodes...
"Barry": Like that'd stop Affleck? (Several people laugh.)
"Tara" (to Skip and David): So, does this mean that all the stuff planned for me in Season Two will eventually get used? I mean, there's the sub-plot about my book, and the stuff about my background... (David smiles and nods.) And there's gotta be a few people who wanna know if I get back together with (pointing to the "Foxster") "Mary" over there.
"Barry": Yup. Ya gotta love her.
One by one, the actors and the Director say their good-byes and leave. Finally, only Skip, David, The "Foxster," and "Milo" remain.