Tara steps up to the microphone.
Tara: Folks, I'm exhausted, as are most if not all of you, so I'll be mercifully brief. From the entire staff at Simpson/Lynch Studios, I must thank you all for your participation! You have all helped to make this the Blogger event of the decade! Everyone's contribution was valuable in one way or another, so I don't dare single anyone out! (looks at Foxster) Yes, I know, David, that was a prepositional ending. Deal with it, lover. (scattered laughter) You've made this "job" of mine an absolute delight, and it's been a thrill meeting celebrities, personal idols, and some real people, too. (laughter) So as things wind down, let's just have music, and dancing, and get our little butts out of here by midnight so the Pleasantview cops don't have to raid the place! (laughter) But... no more surprises, okay? (laughter) Thank you all, and enjoy the rest of your evening. I love you! Goodnight. (Tara leaves the stage as the remaining guests applaud.)