From an upcoming issue of Women's Wear Thursday, published here with the kind permission of NastyCon Publications, for our Theme Thursday post:
While the duo of Simpson & Lynch may indeed be one of the most talented multi-media writing teams to come down the pike since the very first road was paved, the number one ladies of Simpson/Lynch Studios can hardly be expected to stand in their men's shadows!
Gretchen Von Grüber, executive assistant at "SnL" and the rumored significant other of the man known as "The Skipster," is a fair-haired, statuesque lass whose enthusiasm for our polka dot theme was no doubt nurtured by her family's love for "polkas" of the Bavarian kind! Fetchin' Gretchen's beloved "Uncle Kris" is the leader of The Kris Von Grüber Happy Oompah Band, currently headlining at Las Vegas' newest hotel & casino, Oktoberfest!
Side-by-side in these shots with the lovely Ms. Von Grüber is the perky Tara King, rarely seen nowadays when not on the arm of her main squeeze, alias "The Foxster"... unless you're one of the lucky citizens of Pleasantview, Alabama, home to SnL's latest business venture, Kewl Beanz!TM The plucky'n'lucky Ms. King has been given the job of managing this ambitious coffee shop, which has quickly proven to be an economic boom to the dozens of Pleasantview natives now employed there, working to get Kewl Beanz!TM open by January 26th!
In the photo on the far left, eye-catchin' Gretchen wears a classy number by designer MF Voldemort, a deceptively plain-looking outfit which can't help subtly showcasing her curves. The tempting Tara is wearing a modest top with a subliminal corset effect by designer Ralph Kramden. Dark-haired, emerald-eyed Tara's cut-off shorts are a cut above the average from the line of Wrangler Jane's Denim Delights.
Ogling "Gretch" is no stretch when she wears this superb mid-length creation by Pravda, the Russian designer who has conquered the hearts of the fashion world much as the Cossacks conquered so many in their heyday! And doesn't terrific Tara look deceptively demure in her housewifey frock, courtesy of Empeg Casio?
Tara King, the Foxster's queen, stands out in a mini-dress rendered by the geniuses at Topogigio Armunni, one of the tempestuous Tara's fashion faves! And Tara's BFF Gretchen, the titanic Teutonic, stands still in a stunner by vinDiesel.
The two bodacious buddies take a breather to banter, looking swimmingly splendid in form-fitting one-piece suits. Alabaster-skinned Tara, on the left, wears a pulse-pounding purple number by another of her fashion fetishes, Jo McCarthy. Tanned and toned Gretchen, on your right and Tara's left, is clad in a pleasing, teasing, not-so-mellow yellow creation by Cucci-Cucci.
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