To the Honorable David M. Lynch Esquire, Master Of Time And Space:
I'm pretty drunk write now. I hope I'm sending this to the rite email adress.
For the characters in "SnL:Pleasantview," instead of using those "Sims 2" figures, can we start using ventriloquist dummies instead, and photographing them? I found some pretty good ones! (See attached descriptions.)
That way I can make some extra money entertaining at children's birthday parties and retirement homes, utilizing SnL storylines! Whaddya think? Huh? Huh?
P.S. Pleeze don't let our regular readers see this email. I want to surprise them...